Menstruation Cat

The Menstruation Cat is the creator and divine guardian of the world, and is the head of the S1mp SMP's pantheon. It's said they watch the world from the Aether when they aren't puking on carpets. They have two structures built devoted to them, both by Th3G00dL4d; the Church of the Menstruation Cat and the Last Temple. They were responsible for having the Kelp Man create the Nether as a dumping ground of sin, and initally imprisoning them after they tried to merge the two worlds.

The Fourth Riech (See: H1jackminecraft) would try to rewrite the Menstruation Cat as the so-called "aryan breed" (the ragdoll breed), however their rendition wouldn't stick as the Menstruation Cat is said to be all races of cats.

The Bibble
The Bibble is the holy book of the Menstruation Cat. It use of parashah are known as "Gamer Moments" however only 2 Gamer Moments of the Menstruation Cat are known as Gamer Moment III (and onwards) was supposed to be in "The Bibble 2 Curse of the Coom Zone," however Gamer Moment III may actually be the play "Cain & Table" which was preformed in the Festival of the Kelp Man, a festival devoted to purging a community's past sin.

Scripture
"Gamer Moment I- In the beginning, the Cat created the Aether & the Overworld. Now the Overworld was formless and without carpets. Darkness shrouded the land, all was peaceful. And the Cat said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light and it was sub-par. The Cat saw that the light was a mistake, but a necessary one, and he separated the light from the darkness. The Cat called the light day (alright), and the darkness night (pretty pog). And there was evening, and there was morning -the first mistake. And the Cat said 'This Shiz wild.' And so he made the rest of the world I guess. And the Cat said, 'Let the land produce carpets according to their kinds; The Velvet, the Saxony, the Frieze, Shag, and Cable. So the Cat created the second mistake; mankind. Dispite them being a cat the Cat made them non-cat-like in his image, to be capable of any task or ordeal he would given them, and to be able to clean their puke.""Gamer Moment II- During a heated gamer moment, the Cat made the first humans from the dust of the ground and breathed into their nostrils the breath of piss, and the first humans became the living beings; Alex & Steve. Apon their creation, Alex slapped the Cat's cock & it hurt. For this the Cat made Alex & other wamen bleed once a month for their dick slapping sins. Steve then slapped the Cat's balls, and for this the Cat made Steve and other men horny. And for their sins the Cat bitch-slapped Alex & Steve out of the Aether and into the cesspit of degenerates that is the Overworld. Cast out of their home they did the best thing they could do in this situation; Pork. And it wasn't satisfying. Watching the couple bone, the Cat cursed their firstborn to have skin as dark as void. When the child was born the two beat the everloving shit out of them. Feeling this was a bad choice, the Cat granted the child teleportation to leave their parents. And so the first enderman was born."