The Festival of the Kelp Man

The Festival of the Kelp Man was a celebration that occured in the Bronx after the Bronx Convention on 12/23/2020. It's purpose was to raise moral of the server, with its traditional purpose to celebrate the banishment of the Kelp Man with a party & games, and to burn away past misfortunes & regrets alongside an effigy of the Kelp Man.

The Festival's was decorated by Skittles7844 & Th3G00dL4d, with the latter hosting the Festival. There would be games, such as targets & the dunking booth, a play, various foods & drugs handed out, a kelp cube for H1jackminecraft to personally burn, a music show by Oliver Kos and a fireworks show at the end. H1jackminecraft also passed out gifts after the burning, which would accidentally birth the faction the Bird Bois.

The Play: "Cain & Table"

 * Narrator: Th3G00dL4d
 * Cain: Oliver Kos
 * Table: H1jackminecraft

The Script: Narrator: Cain and Table were born from the first humans: Alex & Steve. The Menstruation Cat, still furious cursed the firstborn to be born with skin as dark as void. Upon birth, the child was dubbed: Table, and was beaten due to his void skin. The Cat watching the couple beat the child realised that the sins of the father are not the sins of the son, and so he whisked Table away from his cruel parents, and gifted him the power of teleportation. Table would go on to become the first Enderman. Not too long after, Alex & Steve tried again and brought Cain into the world. Cain would be taught the ways to Mine and craft, as well to read and write the lessons of the Cat, word from word. One day; Cain, instructed by the Menstruation Cat, would seek out his long lost brother Table. He would find Table in a grand stronghold, which served as his home. Cain & Table would go on to love each other as brothers, as they bonded over many games. Until one day whwere Table did something terrible, something that would curse the brothers forever.

(Table is on the couch playing video games. Enter Cain stage left)

Cain: Boy, it's been a long day's work. Time to play some games!

(Cain walks to game rack)

Cain: Where did all of my games go?

(Cain thinks for a few seconds)

Cain: Ah, Table is gaming, surely he should know where my games are.

(Cain walks over to Table)

Cain: Table, where are my games?

Table: Your games are gone.

Cain: What?

Table: Your games are gone, I threw them in the trash.

(Cain in a fit of rage howls in pain & kills Table with "Bonk Rock." Cain then undergoes rapid necrosis)

Narrator: Poor Cain, he's in quite the situation now, he has no more games. This shouldn't ever happen to anybody. ""